HOW TO BE A PLAYA - by Nicol3

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HOW TO BE A PLAYA

Posted by Nicol3 - February 27th, 2011

WHAT UP HOMIES?

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS PROBABLY THE MOST RESOURCEFUL GUIDE TO GETTING VA JAY JAY ON THE FACE OF THIS FUCKING EARTH

WOW

I MEAN, FUCKING ASS

10 MINUTES AGO I WAS A LONLEY, PUSSY-LESS WIMP

AND NOW I'M FUCKING DROWNING IN ALL THIS LIGHTLY DRIED UP PANTY JUICE

AWW YEAH

HOW TO BE A PLAYA (MOTHERFUCKA)

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SpamClamberton Mar 7, 2011

A is for attitude, B is for confidence, and H is for Halle Berry.

Hm.